wallace rizz

The ability to attract a person by referring to Stuart Ridgeways dead cat in a conversation.

“Do you know Wallace?” says Owen.

*Omg he knows Wallace😍😍* she thinks, “W Wallace Rizz”

by IloveWallace October 11, 2022

Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.

Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.

by Razor Author March 31, 2023

wallcel

A person who is celibate solely do to their need/ desire to be a wallflower, despite feeling a desire to have sex or relationships

Stop hiding from the party and go find a hookup, you wallcel.

by Ch. Love April 3, 2023

wallace

a person who runs around half naked in the woods

Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl

by gian-carlo vellutino August 17, 2023

Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 6, 2023

Walabe

A person who gets money and bitches at the same time.

I’m on my Walabe shit.

by Whalaman November 25, 2023

Wallace

Wallace a man who roles with the baddest Gangsters ever.

Makes love to the music and can go all night, and more than just once..

Wallace a man with a talent that was talented

Also referred to as Wal

That guy Wallace shouldn't be messed with, I hear he roles with the baddest Gangsters..

Girl 1: Did you see Wallace at the festival last night?

Girl 2: Omg yes, he was making love to the music... I hear he is still going too. ..

Person 1: Excuse me Miss... Your necklace, where did you get such a beautifully made pendant from?

Person 2: A man named Wallace

by Lostgurlnz November 25, 2023