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wiener washer

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.
Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.
by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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wagner

a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes
On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery
by kec127 April 24, 2008
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wagner

Someone who makes plan well in advance, and either calls at the last minute to cancel or does not call at all.
Justin and I were supposed to go to the movies but he ended up wagnering me.
by Neibs December 23, 2008
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Gully Washer

When a girl pukes down your butt crack while fingering your butt hole.
Melissa had too much to drink and accidentally gave Craig a gully washer right on his couch. Ain't that some shit, fuck Craig!
by Ritz Shits March 12, 2011
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wagner

A short douche bag with a napoleon complex who feels that he can do whatever the fuck he wants when in reality no one like him A.K.A an asshole
Hunter is such a wagner! he acts all high and mighty with his retarded ram charger, hes probly too short to even get up in the car let alone reach the pedals!
by sincerely truthful May 4, 2006
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wagner

"Wagner" is very diverse, dynamic, and otherwise highly multifarious word.
The term "Wagner" is commonly used as a synonym for the common swear words (shit, piss, fuck, ass, ect.), racially discriminatory words, a foul adjective (shitty, crappy ect.), and its fun to use it as a word to yell when you're pissed off...can be quite....relieving.
* "WHAT THE WAGNER!!?!?" - what the fuck!!?!?!?
* "that piece of wagner..." - that piece of shit,,,
* "you wagner!" - you asshole
* "your wagner is in my face..." - your ass is in my face...
by Zachary W. April 6, 2006
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