cock waffler

when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly

i gave her a good cock waffler last night

by Cock waffler October 14, 2019

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taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

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jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance

yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !

by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023

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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

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Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.

Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"

by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

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