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Useless Wanker

Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!
by Illestemia January 17, 2009
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Walker Texas Ranger

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.
My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.
by Livi February 23, 2005
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The Benjamin Walker Effect

The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.
Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect
by badhorse95 November 29, 2010
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walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.
Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!
by Dumb country 1445 August 8, 2016
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Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.
FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011
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Paul Walker

An talented, charming and charismatic guy. He is an very good and respectable actor who unforunetly passed away the 30th of November 2013. Basically a guy you wanna be friends with.
Sometimes you just gotta be a Paul Walker.
by noraali May 6, 2015
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wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.
"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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