Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

mia von glitz

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.

Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.

by BellaBoo November 18, 2013

Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

jet von lady

A woman with sassy like qualities

That chick is so Jet Von Lady

by Speech December 17, 2018

König von Waldtrudering

Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering

Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering

by KönigSevit November 22, 2021

Eddie Von Alltrov

You will least likely come upon a person whomst is named Eddie Von Alltrov. Eddie Von Allrov is an introverted male who’s interested in a long and healthy relationship but doesn’t have the energy or confidence to actually start one. Instead he plays Minecraft and somehow obtains a girlfriend there.

Hey, is your name Eddie Von Alltrov?

Yes sir.

Your uncle passed away.

Shit.

by EddieVAlltrovTheMagnificent October 14, 2019

Lars Von Trier

1. noun. Danish Film director. Known for his controversial filmography, such as Antichrist and Nymphomaniac, as well as co-founding the Dogma 95 movement with fellow Danish Director Thomas Vinterberg.

2. verb. When a joke backfires because of the terrible delivery. Originated from Trier's infamous "I'm a Nazi" speech at Cannes 2011.

Did you see The new Lars Von Trier film that pissed off everybody, once again?

"I heard Tommy got booed off stage at his stand up show last night. What happened?"
"You haven't heard? He Lars Von Trier'd one of his bits."
"What exactly happened?"
"He thought denying Armenian genocide with a Turkish accent and a dead-pan voice would be funny."

"Silly Fuck."

by EldtrichBurger October 17, 2022