vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

Acid Vomit

When you throw up a little in your mouth by complete accident but it hurts so bad it feels life you swallowed acid.

Person 1: Hey, are you going to th- AAAGH!!!
Person 2: Oh shit, you need me to call 911?
Person 1: No dude, I just had a really bad case of Acid Vomit!
Person 2: oh ok.

by DictionaryMan45 July 16, 2022

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 6, 2013