Virginity

A made-up concept that exists to make you feel bad about your decision to have sex. Your toxic ex will use your lack of virginity as a way to guilt you for not being "faithful."

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Girlfriend: "It would have been better if you hadn't lost your virginity to that slut six years ago. You unfaithful whore."

Boyfriend *to himself*: "You literally had a body count of eight when I met you..."

by Kid Crisp September 10, 2020

driving virginity

to lose your (driving virginity) means that you have driven a car

man-where di you lose your driving virginity?
woman- oh, i think it was at a fun fare in a bumper car

by lue_driver March 3, 2005

virginitye

1)To be shouted at random
2)To be used when describing multiple virgins

J: So, Laura, how was your weekend?
L: It was great! I went (D: VIRGINITYE) Virginitye!

by Jackie January 10, 2005

Wall Virginity

A wall virginity is when a virgin who clearly is never going to get laid, compromises this misfortune by indirectly talking about sex. While silently hoping for a little comfort helping the virgin to relieve its pain of his/her sad world. mostly used on a social networking websites(facebook, myspace, etc).

Virgin who is never getting laid:

Ha! I STOLE YOUR WALL VIRGINITY!!

Guy who receives the posting:

You little fuckling, grow the fuck up! You are embarrasing me!

by KurniawanDennis January 21, 2008

virginity

A condition that is not considered a disease by the medical community, yet a vocal minority who has never met children younger than 12 claims it to be so. Contrary to popular belief, it is not restricted to the female gender.

Virginity? Ew. You're nothing until you get laid.

by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010

virginity

This is not necessarily lost for the girl if the man inserts his penis all the way in and she pushes away immediately without any strokes. Even if the cherry pops, then she still has not lost it because it was simply in and pushed away immediately. Also, breaking the cherry with a tampon is not considered loss of virginity, however, it is a form of "hymen poppage" so that means that any form of "hymen poppage" cannot be takers of virginity while other forms are not. (ex: with a penis) So, thus: loss of virginity must be calculated by separate means: length and feelings felt by the experience. (Orgasm or anything of that nature)

Idiot 1: "Dude, I just took her virinity."

Idiot 2: "How's that?"

Idiot 1: "Well, I had it all the way in, but then she said it hurt and she pushed me away...so I didn't get any strokes in...but i think I..broke the...cherry?"

Idiot 2: "Dude, u didn't take her virgnity...ur an idiot." "She probably hates you."

by Ya Boy Jae April 28, 2005

Virginity

A disease that can only be cured by having sex. Something you SHOULD be ashamed of. Once you've lost it, there's no reason to ever want it back.

Jarvis: I used to hate myself... But now I can proudly say I finally got rid of that disease called Virginity. (Jumps and clicks his heels.)

by Dough September 30, 2007