Leeds United

Leeds United Association Football Club. Formed in 1919 following the demise of Leeds City AFC who were thrown out of division two following financial irregularities. Their place was taken by Port Vale. Leeds United were elected into Division Two the following year. Won the FA Cup in its Centenary year. Last winners of the old First Division title before it became the Premiership. However, currently beginning life in old Division Three for the first time in their history.

Leeds United - Marching on Together - the club anthem

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by Chris J Hudson January 2, 2009

Manchester United

A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly) teenyboppers who went for them because "David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.

"Who do you go for in the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"

by Aussie Ben April 9, 2006

united kingdom

An island in europe consisting of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Island.

"the prime minister is labour tory.theres a mosque at the end of your street and a french restaurant next door. We are neither in or out of Europe. We are famous for our beer but drink in wine bars. we are not a colonial power but still have a commonwealth. we are jealous of the rich but buy into the Hello! celebrity culture. We live in a United Kingdom thats no longer united. We are muddled." -Jeremy Clarkson

by england till i die September 13, 2008

The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

the united states of america

A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.

oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

by Angelacia February 18, 2008

united colors of benetton

Highly regarded clothing company noted for embracing different ethnicisms. Founded by Luciano Benetton In their ads can be found collections of individuals from diverse racial backgrounds, united and (usually) advertising clothing.

Check out my sweet wool sweater from Benetton!

by she who says meow March 20, 2005

manchester united

The most hated football team in the world.

Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.

They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.

They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).

95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'

Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.

Typical Manchester United Fan 1:"Who is Matt Busby?"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"

by stephen pay amos March 25, 2008