manchester united

a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.

person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!

person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.

by schjuell isttamaaItb December 2, 2009

United South Central High School

you U S C united we stand. A school were the jock and the burn outs PLAN a fight at lunch. Where the prettiest girl turns out to have a burn book that she keeps in her locker for others to find. A place where you can tease the teachers and not get a detenion but say ur gay, retarded or go to the bathroom to long and end up having to serve a lunch detention and eating a flipping cheese sandwich. A school where you casually walk late into a class and the teachers dont say anything but when its someone they dont like they get in trouble. Where every guy is a closet case gay because they think its fun to grope each other. USC is an esay place to tell the jocks from the nerds, the preppy (to god damn happy) girls from the not so preppy ones, and the drama freaks from the druggies. Some how we all are the same when it comes to some kind of illegal activity. Small town community where everyone knows everyone and everything about them. Hard to not have the word spread about you when theres a town gossiper in every family.

"Finding a burn book is so United South Central High Schoolish"
"You know who had a good football season USC"

by fruitloopy April 1, 2010

Uniden

1: Someone who through one obviously terrible mistake ruins everything

way to be a total uniden doug!

by Bloodychairs October 29, 2010

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.

"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again

by Bisuketto June 17, 2005

United Provinces of America

From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.

"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 18, 2007

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Uniporn

(1) The HxC way of saying Unicorn.

(2) Unicorn intercourse.

(1)

Shannon: Let's ride on our Uniporn into the sunset, bbeh.

Kurukuru: kdrivebish.

(2)

Unicorn #1: Charrrlieeee, candy mountain!

Charlie: Let's have sex.

by RainyxTallguyfromcotillion<3 March 1, 2009