Twat.

A person that uses the social messaging site Twitter.

Lance Armstrong can't help being a twat.
My friend bought an Iphone - now he's a twat.
No-one cares about anything I say - I'm a sad twat.
Stop being a twat it's your shot.

by curling card February 17, 2010

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 18, 2022

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

TWAT

Tactical
Wire
Assult
Team

The minions that pull cable and wire telephones in the Marine Corps.

(When DIC and TWAT get together COMM happens)

by Board at work September 19, 2009

twat

1.) Another word for a pregnant fish.
2.) slang for vagina
3.) Offensive term

1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...

by 43534245143265 January 6, 2007

TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

by Karl Rove July 25, 2008