Turbo Jesus

Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.

Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.

Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.

by Snarelax May 1, 2012

Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007

Turbo Toyotas

One word- FAIL

The failure or closure of a company that skrews you over on parts.

"Hey man did you get those parts you ordered for you car online?"

"No they pulled a Turbo Toyotas."

by mmmbiotch September 28, 2009

Turbo-Charge

This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.

I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Turbo Shandy

A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.

Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..

by No divvys September 19, 2020

turbo shandy

also known as a power shandy, see above :)

by Callum May 23, 2003