Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.

Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

by servoisgod August 24, 2008

Boomer Truth

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.

"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."

by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023

feeble truth

When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth

Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson

Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true

Paul: No I swear to god

Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth

by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010

truth sleuth

noun--a free thinker. A person resistant to brainwashing by corporate and political propaganda.

Jon Stewart is a truth sleuth because he analyzes multiple reliable sources of conflicting information before drawing a conclusion, but does he recognize his own liberal bias?

by Professor Independence July 24, 2014

naked truth

The raw truth of any situation.

"I hold you at face value that's the naked truth. "

by Noni blanco December 22, 2017

A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.

When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.

by Lynn828 June 18, 2013

THE ACTUAL TRUTH

the actual truth is if a Taylor ever tells you she loves you more she's lying

Only a Sarah knows the actual truth

by demliessssss March 11, 2017