Trumpteenth

Constituting the Nth number in a sequence where N is the number of times that Donald Trump has upset the liberal media thus far.

After condemning Trump's plan to block all Muslims from immigrating to the United States, pundits predicted the decline of his presidential campaign for the Trumpteenth time.

by Mordecai McFly March 20, 2016

trumpet

The most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. People hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. People diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it's just jealousy. The trumpet is the instrument of God.

All trumpet players are perfect.

by tpt player May 24, 2005

TrumpTard

The blind ignorant following of DJT, without actually knowing anything.

I love how all of the bad stuff is Obama era and all of the good stuff is Trump era with you TrumpTards but, government shutdowns have been happening since the 80s.

by Quaker style meeting December 21, 2018

Trumpet Nose

When the one's nasal passage is blocked or shaped, at any particular time, in such a manner that a slight whistling noise can be heard when breathing in or out through the nose. One said to be releasing such a noise from his or her nose is temporarily gifted with the power of the 'trumpet nose' in all its glory. Sadly, as suggested earlier, the effects of the 'trumpet nose' are only short term, so treasure it whilst it lasts!

Megan: ...Chris...Hey Chris!!!

Chris: Yes love?

Megan: ...I've got...I've got...TRUMPET NOSE!!!

Chris: That's just fantastic news Megan, I'm oh so jealous..!

Megan: I bet! When was the last time u had it!? HA

Chris: ...it was such a long time ago, I forget...*sad face*

Megan: So T...Good luck getting to sleep tonight babe!

Chris: *mega sad face*

by Frank-Hood27 October 8, 2009

Bring On The Trumpets

To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.

"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."

by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009

fuck trumpet

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010

Trumpetier

One who blindly and ignorantly touts Donald Trumps praises, expresses themselves through bullying and ranting, and has no clue what it means to be a truly productive citizen of the USA.

Suddenly more and more of my consertive friends have lost their senses and have become Trumpetiers.

by AzRythm June 21, 2016