Teejay

Name of a guy who makes girls want to fuck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just orgasmed at the sight of him). So good at basketball he makes Michael Jordan cry like a bitch and then lick his tears off the court so Teejay's opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.

(Teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)

Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."

by Mad Sheets December 7, 2009

veiny love tree

Err, it's a penis, obviously.

'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."

The League of Gentlemen

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003

treecoon

A racoon that lives in a tree.

When I got to school, people said there was a racoon or should I say treecoon in the tree! Too bad I missed it...

by CyborgTm October 24, 2007

tree froggin

when your balls stick to your thighs as a result of ballsweat.

When my wife bitches about me "adjusting" my junk in public, I try to explain I'm just "tree froggin" it.

by Raiderryan January 19, 2009

Tree hopper

A person who hides up on the branches of trees and jumps down to grope, fondle, or molest an unsuspecting passer by.

The tree hopper Man hiding in tree hops out in front of girl walking by and opens up his trench coat and screams touch my one eyed snake. Closes his trench coat quickly runs to her fondled her breasts and runs away.

Also known as bush jumper

by Lilletneezy August 6, 2010

Julia Tree

a Person who likes Preforming Sexual acts with trees Usually Evergreen Trees

Ryan: I like This one
William: No it has stains it Must be a Julia Tree

by Mr.Hawking June 26, 2009