Yawn Tears

That little flood that infests your eyelids when you're overtired and you yawn, embarrassing you in front of a large group of people.

Dude: *YEAAWN*
Jackass: Dude, are you crying?
Dude: No, those are yawn tears.
Jackass: Shut the fuck up man you're definitely crying.
Dude: No I definitely *yawwwnnnn* am not crying.
Jackass 2: Dude, I see the tears in your eyes.
Dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jackasses everywhere).

by sdfobijkaesf September 19, 2009

tattooed tears

its something inmates get when they kill someone to simbolise tears they cant cry

A lot of dudes i jail got tattoed tears

by AC October 26, 2003

tears

The words heart can not express.

The absence in me makes me cry; i miss you so much, my tears are my love.

by Lexicon Dominus October 17, 2006

Trail of Tears

When The Cherokee Indians of 1838 and 1839 were forced to leave their home of present-day Oklahoma, many dying in the process.

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by Jon December 29, 2004

Tears

Fluids excreted from the eyes whenever damage is done to the cardiac muscles.

Tears came falling from my eyes when she ripped my heart out.

by Laufenmann April 5, 2010

Tear a new asshole

An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)

Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.

The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

boy tears

It means semen, typically used by a cum whore or a cum slut.

Jess loves boy tears so much she'd rather that be her birthday gift than money or jewelry.

by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017