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The Traffic Jam

The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"

or

"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
by ranfky March 3, 2010
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traffic jam

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.
hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on
by fpf! December 6, 2010
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Slovakian traffic cone

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by Mmkks November 4, 2022
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Happy Traffic CD

A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.
Happy Traffic CD Track List:

1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson
by X (of XO) October 27, 2008
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Air Traffic Controller

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.
"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."
by RG69 January 10, 2013
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Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.
I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17
by Deric Horn June 18, 2016
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Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011
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