razor toes

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Hater Toes

when a person hates on another person for moving to a new place with hopes to improve their life.

Kevin: Yo I cant believe that Ron moved to North Carolina. I hope it works out for him.
Chris: He'll be back in 3 months or less...guaranteed!
Kevin: damn dude you really love to flex those hater toes.

by Dirty beanz the poet July 20, 2009

Winkie Toes

Some one who happens to have toes ,or a toe, shaped like a penis, or a 'Winkie'. The toe(s) is often longer than 'normal' toes and the pad of the toe is thicker than usual.

I was disgusted at the sight of my friends feet when I saw his Winkie Toes. I tried not to laugh, but it was too difficult to see a man with little penises growing off of his feet.

by Ransom Saito August 15, 2009

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

monkey toes

an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.

"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."

by taerna March 29, 2005

Tippy Toes

The name of an infamous 3 foot 2 inch midget who frequents dance clubs. Tippy Toes is known for his 'Tippy Toe' dance move where while dancing with a female dance partner wearing a skirt or dress, will proceed to dance up underneath the skirt or dress and get on his Tippy Toes to perform oral favors.

"Did you see Tippy Toes tippy toe that ho?"

"Yeah, it looked like she really was enjoying it."

by Roast Beefin January 17, 2013