Tonsil Jockey

A "Tonsil Jockey" is a woman who is known for commonly sucking dick.

Hey did you hear, I got head from Becky.
That's not that impressive, she's a tonsil jockey.
Shit.

by Dylan Makesmemes February 7, 2017

toolsie

A hooper that everybody likes and and some love.

Raj Toolsie is a king

by $o$a August 31, 2017

tonsil tennis

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.

I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

toonaphilia

Toonaphilia is basically when you are attracted to fictional character romantically or sexually

“ oi see that girl there ain’t she fit”

“ nah I’d rather fuck mikasa from attack on Titan”
“ toonaphilia ?”
“Toonaphilia”

by Crunch January 7, 2018

tonsomnia

Sleep disorders caused by love of audio. Typically resulting in bedtime being at sound 7am, broken up by visits to rectec and audio eng.

I was doing edit 3 until 7am. Tonsomnia got me bad.

by Tonmeistermeister January 25, 2018

tmonster

To be a Tmonster you must have zero respect for women. A tmonster must drive an orange 20017 Honda Element

Tmonster tryna smash.

by nater tot February 8, 2018

toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018