tooshay

1. A lazy Internet slang way of saying "Touché".

<random1>: ur ugly
<random2>: ur face is ugly
<random1>: tooshay

by dagzor November 18, 2009

toods

Definition:
1. Slang term used in place of 'goodbye'. Often affectionately followed by the word 'cunt'.
2. To leave to go somewhere else.
3. To disappear or vanish

'I'm leaving.... toods'
'What time are we toodsing?'
'Where did my jumper toods to?'

by Moo December 6, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.

How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!

by thenorm April 7, 2011

cherry tootsie pop

having anal sex with a girl on her period, followed by vaginal intercourse, followed by blowjob

Oh, Mackenzie, I just love cherry tootsie pops!

What's that?

When you let a guy fuck you in the ass while you're on your period, then let him put it in your pussy, then suck him off.

by Bull26 April 6, 2007

toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004

Toosh

A casual verson of the word "touche." Can be used in a variety of situations. Can also be used when you just feel like saying it. Often accompanied by wiggling of the fingers in direction of your toosh.

person1-Man this food sucks.
person2-No it doesn't.
person1-Try it.
person2-Ugh toosh.

by fornstar November 7, 2006