Tomson

A tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. It may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of Hygiene.

A tomson is not to be confused with the family name Thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.

After spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, Jason said, "As long as I put on enough deodorant, no one will know that I have a tomson!"

Joe leaned his head against the glass window, when Sarah suddenly shouted, "Get your tomson off my window! You’re leaving slime on it!"

by floydstime March 4, 2010

evil tampon

a tampon that leeks...

exuse me.. mam.. you have an evil tampon..

by Will July 23, 2004

tampon fucker

a slut who is so poor they have to use tampons as dildos.

That whore is such a tampon fucker.

by Kykemaster3000 December 15, 2007

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

titty tampon

The circle pads that a women who is pregnant has to start using when she begins to lactate a.k.a titty tamps

Jenny's tits where leaking so she had to purchase some titty tampons

by Shaun M November 16, 2006

Bloody Tampon

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 10, 2010