Toad3087

Toad3087, a rare homosexual hybrid with a small inoperatable penis, and a flamed asshole raped by many men, prime example of one of those men, Twiz, also kwown as TwizidBitxh, and mostly other men from Furribian Hospital, a dream on the text-based RP game, Furcadia.

Toad, having sex with animals under 50 pounds doesn't count as pimpish sex, sorry man.

by <}:o~ January 31, 2004

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

by Chrissers July 18, 2006

Toad

there are many ways to use the word toad, one example is, an item or person that represents what is a "barr" moment. Another example is when a person is at bat, or put under pressure, his or her teammates or colleagues can support that person by yelling "toooaaadd!". Or, finally you can use the word toad to say hello to another person.

Toad?", "hey what do you say now toooaaaaaddddd!!!". "Hey whats up toad"

by LAVA! March 7, 2011

Toad Dick

the size of Toad's Dick... approxamitely the size of long island

a football field is about 1/1000th of a toad dick wide

by Mdp12345 October 23, 2007

toadess

An ugly woman

I always watch CNBC--no toadesses there.

by Dr. Foo April 18, 2009

TOAD

A cute kissable creature that often does silly stuff. Known as a ‘Silly Toad’

“You’ve got ketchup on your jumper you silly toad”
“ you’re going to fall you silly toad”
“What are you, a Toad” aka - Silly Toad

by Funny Definitions 1234 December 29, 2018