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Tom by Stuffybowl138 November 9, 2017
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A great caring boyfriend. But beware if you start to date him you will lose your virginity in the first 6 months. He has a tendency to hide his condoms under his bed letting the cat lick them.
Tom by Ur grans pubes July 12, 2018
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Tom
A Tom is an incredible guy who is your universe. He is always there for you when you need him and he gives the BEST hugs. A tom is someone who you will be so happy you met and you will never want to let him go. He is normally very sarcastic but it just adds to the endless charm he has. He is also very handsome *and fit 😉*
Overall, a Tom is an amazing guy who you would love so so so so so much.
Overall, a Tom is an amazing guy who you would love so so so so so much.
Tom means the absolute world to me. I’m so thankful I met him and I want to spend forever with him but forever still isn’t long enough
Tom by .Cat.1.2.3. December 18, 2018
Tom
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A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
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Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
2.
Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
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Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
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Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
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Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
Tom by Charlemagne1993 July 18, 2019