Joy Points

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

Point and lunge

A primitive pulling technique, in which a girl will select her desired partner, and literally point at them, and proceeds to lunge at their face. This technique holds a 100% success rate, though often only occurs after copious amounts of alcohol. Note, the point and lunge pulling technique is only acceptable for girls.

Girl sees boy in club
Catherine; "he is so fit"
Eloise; "Its already 2 am, you've got nothing to lose, just point and lunge"

by EllsMc November 5, 2013

Whore point

The fiscal point at which someone would sell their body or do something very sexual that they would never want to do.

Joe: hey matt how low is your whore point right now?
Matt: My whore point is so low now that I would blow that old dude for a 100 bucks.

by Jo Moor September 19, 2010

Camp Points

Points awarded to a male when they become excessively camp. Sometimes known as a Stein.

boy: "i kiss boys"
girl: "CAMP POINTS"

by obamaramabam March 8, 2009

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005

central point

A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.

Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"

by Rebel_Tin November 14, 2005

asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008