Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Vivica from tinder

An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance

Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.

by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021

Tinder

U gotta be such a sad, lonely, depressed person to go on this

I'm gonna commit suicide dude
No Don't, Just go on tinder, it'll cheer you up!

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 June 1, 2018

tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome

guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great

by alexpieguy June 9, 2022