Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.
Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
To constantly swipe right on every profile you see in hopes of getting a match to help ease your sad, pathetic, single life.
Guy#1: what the FUCK!
Guy#2: what's up man with him?
Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.
Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.
Guy#2: what's up man with him?
Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.
Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.
by JoJo Rabbit February 29, 2020
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers
by Just met Kim December 25, 2017
Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.
e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.
e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
by bighands19989898 January 11, 2017
by MrSlangDude October 15, 2014
by lazpix March 30, 2022