Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

Timothy Dalton

Timothy Peter Dalton (born 21 March 1944 or 1946) is a British actor of film and television.
Dalton is known for portraying James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987) and Licence to Kill (1989), as well as Rhett Butler in the television miniseries Scarlett (1994), an original sequel to Gone with the Wind. In addition, he is known for his roles as Philip II of France in The Lion In Winter; Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights (1970); Edward Rochester in Jane Eyre (1983); Prince Barin in Flash Gordon (1980); and various roles in Shakespearean films and plays such as Romeo and Juliet, King Lear, Henry V, Love's Labour's Lost, Henry IV, Part 1 and Henry IV, Part 2. Recently, he had a voice acting part in Toy Story 3 as Mr. Pricklepants. He has also appeared as Skinner in the mystery comedy film Hot Fuzz; portrayed the recurring character of Alexei Volkoff in the US TV series Chuck; and Rassilon in the Doctor Who two-part episode "The End of Time".

Timothy Dalton's first appearance as 007, The Living Daylights (1987) was critically successful, and grossed more than the previous two Bond films with Moore, as well as contemporary box-office rivals such as Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. However, his second film, Licence to Kill (1989), although almost as successful as its predecessor in most markets, did not perform as well at the U.S. box office, in large part due to a lacklustre marketing campaign, after the title of the film was abruptly changed from Licence Revoked. The main factor for the lack of success in the U.S. was that it was released at the same time as the hugely successful Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Tim Burton's Batman, and Lethal Weapon 2, during the summer blockbuster season. In the United Kingdom - one of its critical markets, the film was also hampered by receiving a 15 certificate from the British Board of Film Classification which severely affected its commercial success. Future Bond films, following the resolution of legal and other issues, were all released between 31 October and mid-December, in order to avoid the risk of a summer failure, as had happened to Licence To Kill.
With a worldwide gross of $191 million, The Living Daylights became the fourth most successful Bond film at the time of its release.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dalton

by The Centurion June 4, 2013

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

Timothee

A gay person, that is hot like fire, which likes to suck big tits, and juicy pussies.

Timothee is with you.

by TimotheeGAY October 18, 2018

Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday

Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday: Noun, Any day from Dec.26- January 31st to exchange your unwanted gifts back to the stores they were bought at for Store credit due to lack of receipts.

Boy 1: awww I got socks...
Boy 2: so did I but mom will get mad if we say it. Lets ask dad if he can help us

Boy 2: Dad can we take this back to the store? :C
Dad: not yet you have to wait until Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday.

Boy 1: What is that dad?
Dad: Its the days that I usually go to find all the stores your mom went to so I can take back all the clothes she bought me so I can get a new TV.

by ReturnPoIicy December 27, 2010

1 Timothy

A letter written in the first century A.D from the Apostle Paul to his son in the faith, Timothy. 1 Timothy is the first of two letters written to Timothy in the New Testament

also: I Timothy

1 Timothy 6:10 says "the love of money is the root of all evil"

by Don Jewett March 10, 2004

Timothy

generally if you are named timothy you will become a very skux like person, Tims are usually very good at sports, including coxswain in the sport of rowing, and all the girls are generally all over him. if a person is a player with the girls he is usually referred to "tim" and Tim is known as the coolest name in the world

"look at that guy with all those girls" "yeah hes such a TIMOTHY"

"that guy is mean as at sports" "yeah, he's a mean as TIMOTHY"

by elite_ninja no.1 September 11, 2011