Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.

That snow ticket was charmin soft.

by The Slane April 1, 2017

ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

Gas ticket

Irish slang for a very funny person

“You’re a gas ticket!”

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008