canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

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French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

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barber threesome

When father and son and a girl have a threesome.

Did you know that Bill and son Bob did barber threesome with Sue.

by Bill&bob April 7, 2022

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Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017

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Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.

Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!

by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023

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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

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