your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

Thighjob

When a woman sits facing a man, takes his dick between her thighs and bounces until ejaculation occurs.

"Dude, I just got the best thighjob from Melissa."

by Vannyslim February 2, 2015

tight pussy

The opposite of loose pussy. Preferable by most men as it provides greater stimulation and less smell.

Damn, I was fucking that bitch and my cock turned purple. That was some tight pussy.

by 666 September 7, 2003

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

Inner Thigh Gap

The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.

Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.

by Dave Lickersnach January 6, 2015

Honey Thighs

A name most commonly given to a girl with a nice set of thighs, you are lucky if someone calls you this because not many people are blessed with this outstanding feature.

Random Guy: "damn whos that?"

Pedaf: "oh, thats honey thighs."

by Mr. Pedaf December 10, 2008

up-tight

Someone who has a very serious demeanor.

Billy's father needs to relax and enjoy life because he seems too up-tight.

by Jerry Mouse July 3, 2008