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when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

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a skanky, smelly young child who is usually homeless and walking round with a spiderman blanket. This specimen fears the so called "mikey" and never showers. If you can smell B.O a nick lincoln is usually around.
"Nick lincoln never showers"
by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

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