Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding August 22, 2016
Get the Tired afmug. "sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
Get the Sleepy tiresmug. When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
Get the nap tiredmug. A state of being, unprecedented laziness.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
Get the Sally tiredmug. by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016
Get the Tire Markmug. Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
Get the spare tiringmug. When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning
jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
by loki219 October 13, 2010
Get the shitfaced tiredmug.