A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019
Get the alternative lumberjackmug. Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
Get the The Berenstain Lumberjackmug. When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.
by Extollo March 10, 2018
Get the Lumberjackmug. by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
Get the Canadian lumberjack oral sexmug. by aintnoway November 16, 2022
Get the LumberJack manmug. Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth
James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.
by James’s friend October 14, 2022
Get the Lumberjackingmug. Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
Get the lumberjack slammer hammermug.