clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

by elle3000 February 5, 2012

Aaron holder

An artist with a mission to bring good to the world.

Aaron Holder Thinks Good

by Think Good November 24, 2021

Anson Holder

Anson Holder is a kind, funny boy. He is so sweet and respects boundaries. He is the kind of guy you could binge watch Spongebob with. He cannot make up his mind about girls and lets his friends influence him way too much. Anson Holder’s usually fall for initials A,B, L, and J!

I went to Anson Holders band performance yesterday!

by Bob Tonken November 23, 2021

Boulder holder

A massive brazier

The two armed woman was wearing a bulletproof over the shoulder Boulder holder.

by Stefani Victorious February 11, 2023

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).

Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.

by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023

pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.

He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.

by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023

Banana Holder

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.

You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.

by Devil Dude December 25, 2023