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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Candle Holder

On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken đź’Ť friends

Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date

“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”
by Payless :) December 14, 2022
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clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 February 5, 2012
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Anson Holder

Anson Holder is a kind, funny boy. He is so sweet and respects boundaries. He is the kind of guy you could binge watch Spongebob with. He cannot make up his mind about girls and lets his friends influence him way too much. Anson Holder’s usually fall for initials A,B, L, and J!
I went to Anson Holders band performance yesterday!
by Bob Tonken November 23, 2021
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cup holder

the strap you put your cup in so it doesn't move while you play sports.
I went to dick's and bought myself a cup holder
by tornado Gordo July 10, 2017
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jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.
by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018
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Passed-holders syndrome

When mufahkas dont let it go. Drugs. Dick. Drama. Let it go betch
Shes alright but her passed-holders syndrome shows up at the worst times
by Getyourteethstraight December 28, 2019
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