Lap Fish

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

by KDW September 8, 2008

lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.

Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!

by Indianshreker September 16, 2017

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.

"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."

by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014