Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.

Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.

by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012

textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 7, 2019

Textually

Verbally, but through text

"Please stop textually saying shrug"

by BasilBread August 12, 2023

Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf

"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."

by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026

Texually Active

one who engages in sex talk via text messages.
-not to get confused with textually active

Lauren- "Will just asked me if I wanted to have text sex"
Marina- "Well, are you texually active?"

by LaurenEsMagical October 7, 2008