Gloria Textefan

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez

Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

dry texter

Dry texters are people who don't say much when replying to a message
Sometimes people say just one word bc they don't know how to reply to a specific message
Shitty explaining

Lara: HEYYYY
Lucy: hi
Lara: MY MOM GOT ME A NEW PHONE!
Lucy: wow
Lara: my brother left me!
Lucy: oh (doesn't know how to reply)

Lara: ugh Lucy, why "oh"

Lucy: I didn't knew how to reply
Lara: you suck, your such a dry texter!
Lucy: oh

by anonymous August 27, 2022

Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

by yami100 June 14, 2010

textedly

Adverb of the past tense verb Texted

Q:Did you tell her to meet us at the restaurant?
A:I informed her textedly

Textedly yours,

John Doe

by bentpenguin May 29, 2009

Textestrian

The act of texting while walking.

That textestrian caused a backup on the sidewalk while on her phone.

by Phatmans May 26, 2010

Texter whore

A girl who texts many guys for the sole purpose of never being bored. With no intention of ever hanging out with them

Jill is a well known texter whore who always flirts and responds unless you ask to make plans with her.

by Ahkilpadarti22 May 13, 2014

reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time

reliable texters are the best

by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010