texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in

They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011

bipolar texting

When somebody texts you and you text right way then they take 30+ min to reply

She's good bipolar texting.

by Swagagentp April 25, 2015

tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.

Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.

by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom

yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom

by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017

text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

text me

An invitation for text messaging over the Internet. A phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.

"Hey, text me sometime," said Joe as he passed Sally in the hallway.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004