Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

temples

a pleasureable part of the bodu

“You just enjoy yourself… I’ll make sure you feel good…” He whispered, his mouth trailing up her temples and to her forehead, his kisses remaining gentle and slow. “And I’ll get to keep hearing these cute sounds you make…”

by isuckatlife1122 May 18, 2024

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish

Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."

by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024

Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake

shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase

by bk.adenn February 19, 2022

duck temple

best smp ever

pumpkin: danggg duck temple smp is lit
ellothere: yes

by pumpkinnnn February 3, 2021

Temple of the Gay

A ceremonial gathering of men that includes various prostrations under a setting of worship for the male body normally accompanied by a costly monthly subscription.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.

Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.

"Hey bro I'm about to get some prostrations in at the local Temple of the Gay"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"

by PeaceXLove777 February 27, 2021