Twenty-teens

the period from 2013-2019, can be used to reference any year between 2013-2019

*50 years from now*

"Hey Billy, what's your favorite time period music?"
"Ah, the hits from the Twenty-Teens are my fave."

"Hey Mom? How was growing up in the Twenty-Teens?"

by Waaaaaaaassssssup May 13, 2020

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

teeks

female ejaculate; female bust; female version of skeet
singular(teek)

im'a beat her pussy up till she teeks.
im'a fuck her till she teeks.

by no ur name January 22, 2006

Tees to the Knees

Often worn by those of the African American culture, tees to the knees are seemingly interminable tee shirts. These tee shirts may come in a variety of different colors and designs. The design will frequently represent either a sports team or a gang symbol of some sort, followed up by a brief description of how difficult life can be in the hood.

Tommy: Excuse me, sir, would you perhaps have any tees to the knees available?

Store clerk: Get yo ass outta here cracker!!

by (((Chris))) May 11, 2008

teed

From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.

Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.

by cheeba April 8, 2005

Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009

Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"Why are you such a TEED?"

by Norts January 11, 2009