Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

Teeing it up

The act of taking a shit.

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.

by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011

Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

Tekin

The hugest asshole ever to exist.

Do you see that kid Harun? He is such a Tekin.

by ShadDynasty March 25, 2022

Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

Tubing

Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.

Sally was quite turned on by the idea of tubing with her boyfriend.

by Savka Mladenovich May 2, 2004