Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.
"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"
by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
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stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.
I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.
by bugger-off July 18, 2018
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taxi cabs for fleas

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track
by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017
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Taxi English

A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA
by kr00z April 10, 2015
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Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.
"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"
by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 16, 2023
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Taxis

A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.
Yo these taxis are bomb who invented these ?
The one and only fetty Jake my friend.
by Fuzzlemynizzle January 09, 2017
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