The absolutely best human being ever. The kindest most sweetest very precious. Loved by everyone super fucking selfless so nice. Very fun and such a brilliant soul. Love her till death.
by Vodička October 1, 2022
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Get the Tamaira mug.If a girl is melting the tamarind off her straw from her tamarind margarita or tells you “Having tamarind. Thinking of you,” she is actually getting wet thinking about unbuckling your pants and sucking you until you explode.
Having tamarind. Thinking of you. :*
by refugelover February 4, 2023
Get the tamarind mug.1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
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26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
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The last name of a character from an anime called My Hero Academia. Keigo Takami. AKA, No. 2 Hero HAWKS !!
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The last name of a character from an anime called My Hero Academia. Keigo Takami. AKA, No. 2 Hero HAWKS !!
by katsukikeigo May 30, 2023
Get the takami mug.Tall guy who everyone thinks has a crush on every girl in the class (For some reason). He was white until he got tan and now is half white and half brown. Everyone under the age of 10 would miss pronounce his name. And when he reaches the age of 12, EVERYONE thinks hes gay all of a sudden
A: Hes such a Tahami, having so many fucking crushes
B: I know right
A: But he might be gay
B: Maybe
B: I know right
A: But he might be gay
B: Maybe
by NiggaGiga June 12, 2023
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