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Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
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Veggie Tales

The funniest animated movies in the world. They tell various Bible stories through characters that are vegetables as opposed to humans, such as Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

The funniest however, is the parody they made of Lord of the Rings called "Lord of the Beans".
The best part of Veggie Tales is when Larry sings a silly song such as Oh Where is my Hairbrush?
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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Tales of Symphonia

Real Time 3D Battle System

One of the fiercest, most action packed battle systems ever created with hundreds of special attacks, spells, and combos.
An Epic Adventure

Over 80 hours of gameplay in this epic, emotionally charged storyline.
A 3D Masterpiece

Beautiful cel-shaded characters by renowned artist Kosuke Fujishima, author of manga and anime version of Oh! My Goddess.
Adaptable Characters

Fully customizable character growth system to suit your fighting style – where the storyline changes based on the characters’ relationships.

In other words, the BEST. GAME. EVER.
An rpg with a fighting game twist
by Taiyz July 15, 2004
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billy talent

A band that originated from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. They are a punk rock/rock band. The band consists of 4 guys. So far they have had hits such as "Try Honesty","The Ex" and "The River Below".
look them up on google.
by disco_lemonade June 20, 2004
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I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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Talen

Extremely tall, lovable, considerate, kind, knows how to love on a girl, amazing, has a huge dick, and gives incredible hugs
Girl 1: wow, that girl is so lucky to have talen
Girl 2: i know, whatever girl gave him up is a real moron
by Super Bitch Devil September 30, 2011
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Taleya

A short sweet girl who cares about everything and everyone. She can be quiet at times, but she's usually loud because she's always the centre of attention. This is her way to befriend people. She's incredibly pretty but she doesn't see it. She's very insecure, especially with her body and appearance, which brings her down most of the time. She's very smart as well. She's not very athletic but she wants everyone to think she is. Overall, she's an amazing person.
Girl: Omg who's the new girl?
Boy: Oh yeah, that's Taleya, she's pretty hot aye
by ChuChuChum November 5, 2017
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