two finger taco tango

Highly Erotic High Speed Female masturbation while her B/F watches and strokes the Bishop in anticipation of a wet ride.

Guy: Hey C, why dont cha play the two finger taco tango for me while I let your sister lick my hairy starfish.

Girl: Sure E

by Pappagato March 2, 2007

tiggos

Short for tiggobitties

Shit, that was your girl? That bitch had some tiggos

by AzzzzzMilk May 21, 2004

tiggo bitties

big 'ol titties. as in big breasts.

man, she got some tiggo bitties.

by Lyndsey Savannah October 14, 2007

slag tagger

An unfortunate young man who has managed to impregnate more than one slut.

I can't believe you got another one of those sluts pregnant fella, you're a proper little slag tagger now, aren't ya?.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

Solo Tango

To masterbate.

To engage in sexual intercourse with ones hand.

Guy1: It takes two to tango.
Guy2: Not for me, im solo tangoing right now!

Guy1: Sick bastard! Thats gross
Guy2: but it feels so good!

by Unit7 May 19, 2009

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

tago

a completely redundant, dumbass observation. originally, it was "Truly A Great Observation (T.A.G.O.)".

"Thippy, you've been tagoed"

"If he hadn't been tackled, it'd have been a touchdown!"
"Tago, dude... tagomax!"

by keyamax February 10, 2008