Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.
A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.
A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.
A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.
“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”
“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
- sounds like you need some TR time.
“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”
“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021
Get the Tactical Recoverymug. the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
Get the tactical retreatmug. The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
Get the Tactical-Pornmug. A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.
Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011
Get the Tactical Nukemug. A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
Get the tactical mutemug. when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc
Tactical Skiffs
by namrehsif January 13, 2011
Get the Tactical Skiffsmug. a maneuver designed as an expedient toward gaining the temporary advantage of having less turd and more turbo to party. Prevents a turd from occurring at an inopportune moment such as at the club.
by jwoww1 April 6, 2011
Get the Tactical Tmug.