Trout Slayer

A beer for men who really like cock, and celebrate this love by consuming as much penis as humanly possible.

Ry: "Hey Ryan, Mr. Kuhn here bought a beer called Trout Slayer."
Ryan, yelling at Mr. Kuhn: "Wow, you are so fucking gay".

by ScrubbingBubbles March 05, 2009

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 17, 2008

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

bad trout

The smell that comes from a ripe dirty whore's vagina

While getting screwed on the avenue I got a whiff of some bad trout

by Zchick September 30, 2006