Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
Get the Law Of Lamontmug. (noun):
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
Get the Shelton's Lawmug. Killian's law states: The more someone boasts about a particular trait or skill, the less likely it is that they possess it.
by Nonya Asole July 14, 2017
Get the killian's lawmug. A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
by Shattubatu May 5, 2012
Get the Blake's lawmug. "Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."
"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"
"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."
"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."
by NorthWoods January 18, 2008
Get the Utegaard's Lawmug. Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007
Get the Jerrod's Lawmug. If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.
by Fasters May 6, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Lawmug.