by otoss January 20, 2022

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024

by theboyo1972 May 8, 2011

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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

A GROUP OF AMAZING CIVIL BLACK MEN WHO ARE PACKING ABSOLUTE LOGS IN THEIR PANTS WHO JUS ATRACT SO MUCH COOCH ITS INSANE (except saldana and osama)
by EROMO the best December 11, 2023
