Dick Stomp

When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.

"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"

"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"

by Miles Hale August 1, 2009

Stomp Job

Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.

Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.

Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.

Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.

"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."

by philadave69 May 17, 2009

stomach scraper

an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.

kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!

by L. Cullen December 14, 2010

Gut stomp

Extreme ass kicking.

I'll gut stomp your sorry ass! That ol' boy got his guts stomped out last night!

by gutstomper January 4, 2014

stoma docking

the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.

I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts

by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009

stomped out

Usually refers to an item that is smashed beyond recognition. Can also refer to run-down automobiles, cars, houses, or other personal effects.

Man, did you see that old Nintendo someone left in that garbage can back there? It's so stomped out it looks like a puzzle.

by Path January 3, 2006

stomple

v. The unintentional infliction of harm or injury with disregard or indifference to the victim(s), by a mass of people with booted feet.

n. The action or sound of stompling. Can also be a circular group dance involving a rhythmical, heavy step.

Bob fell down while in the pit at the Pantera show and was stompled for quite a while before anyone helped him out of there.

by Mack Caddy September 4, 2005