stovesexual

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

Surfers Stoke

When you're beyond stoked about surfing the next morning that you cannot sleep.

Dan: I just want it to be morning, i can't wait to paddle out to pipeline!
Anne: Ahh i see you got surfers stoke

by Rach babyy July 27, 2011

Cinnamon Smokestack

This is when the person performing oral sex on someone consumes a large quantity of Big Red gum beforehand causing the recipient of the oral sex to cry.

It's all fun and games until you try to sit down after a cinnamon smokestack.

by Feicstur July 9, 2016

Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.

I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

3 strokes

When you keep putting your dick in and out

He only put 3 strokes in her she couldn’t get pregnant

by Troubles September 11, 2020

Time Stones

Magic time rocks that appear in the video game Sonic CD, they automatically grant you a good future, no super form though

God fucking damn it Terry, i would have gotten all the time stones if it werent for that last special stage

by name99769 August 25, 2021

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021